Calm Down, Have Some Dip

Why are you so negative? Stop whining. No one wants to hear that. You are not going to disturb my peace. Just get over it.… Read More »Talk

Death, be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;For those whom thou think’st thou dost overthrowDie not, poor… Read More »“Death, be not Proud” is a stupid fucking poem

I’m sitting in the dark and it’s not even 10p and I can’t think of anything better to do so I’m going to write another… Read More »Stupid recovery hobbies

Hello there! See I almost did the thing where I overthought a blog post to the point where I end up never writing it. This… Read More »The one about the deaf prostitute

This is a stupid post about nothing at all. This post does nothing to help my “brand” nor improve my SEO [My SEO is actually… Read More »Hi